Bwakes Borderless Hoodie
$60.00
The sign of the Ultimate Hoodie:
- It's as subtle as a whisper from your pet goldfish yet as firm as life advice from a fortune cookie.
- Not so tight that your heartbeat goes viral, but snug enough that you’ll know when you've had one too many slices of delicious brisket.
- It’s woven with the hugs of imaginary unicorns for those “just need a hug” days.
- All hoodies will also Include the latest gourmet technology design feature: ultra-realistic anti-grease grease stain attachment, allowing you to randomly and proudly display your stains like abstract art for free with every accidental spill.
It’s the prized hoodie you grab from the dryer first, even if it means burning your hand – priority, my friend.
Warning: We are not responsible for how good or bad you look in this shirt. But we guarantee your mom will still think you’re cute. Instant popularity and laughter are guaranteed. Grease stains? Oh, those are complimentary when you order more BBQ...
Happy April Fools' Day!
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The sign of the Ultimate Hoodie:
- It's as subtle as a whisper from your pet goldfish yet as firm as life advice from a fortune cookie.
- Not so tight that your heartbeat goes viral, but snug enough that you’ll know when you've had one too many slices of delicious brisket.
- It’s woven with the hugs of imaginary unicorns for those “just need a hug” days.
- All hoodies will also Include the latest gourmet technology design feature: ultra-realistic anti-grease grease stain attachment, allowing you to randomly and proudly display your stains like abstract art for free with every accidental spill.
It’s the prized hoodie you grab from the dryer first, even if it means burning your hand – priority, my friend.
Warning: We are not responsible for how good or bad you look in this shirt. But we guarantee your mom will still think you’re cute. Instant popularity and laughter are guaranteed. Grease stains? Oh, those are complimentary when you order more BBQ...
Happy April Fools' Day!
The sign of the Ultimate Hoodie:
- It's as subtle as a whisper from your pet goldfish yet as firm as life advice from a fortune cookie.
- Not so tight that your heartbeat goes viral, but snug enough that you’ll know when you've had one too many slices of delicious brisket.
- It’s woven with the hugs of imaginary unicorns for those “just need a hug” days.
- All hoodies will also Include the latest gourmet technology design feature: ultra-realistic anti-grease grease stain attachment, allowing you to randomly and proudly display your stains like abstract art for free with every accidental spill.
It’s the prized hoodie you grab from the dryer first, even if it means burning your hand – priority, my friend.
Warning: We are not responsible for how good or bad you look in this shirt. But we guarantee your mom will still think you’re cute. Instant popularity and laughter are guaranteed. Grease stains? Oh, those are complimentary when you order more BBQ...
Happy April Fools' Day!